I’ve Been Driving This Way All My Life, and I’ve Never Had an Accident

Congratulations! You’ve never had an auto accident, even though you drive fast, tailgate, and weave in and out of traffic.

And you’re already 27 — way to go!

You will never have an auto accident. Until you do. Then you will.

Congratulations on your great skill and brilliance.

AB — 9 May 2011

 

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